It’s the season for predictions, so I thought I’d offer you my predictions about wearables in 2014.

1. Wearables will continue to be nerd porn in 2014 (in other words, when you say “wearable devices”, most normal people will respond, “what?”)
2. Many wearable devices will be proposed by vendors.
3. Too many of those will actually make it to market.
4. A few of those will be useful.
5. A handful of those will be aesthetically pleasing.
6. A minute number (possibly 0) of those will actually be usable.